THE RESISTANCE ; ALEXANDRINE

[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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MUSIC:[/font] the resistance - muse

Alexandrineee. Won't you be a sweet angel and sing me to sleep?
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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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tough luck, vanderbilt. unlessss you
come over and bring me
un e'clair du chocolat :3? I've
been craving one for hours.
besides, you and i both
know very well that i
can't sing. like, at all.

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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MOOD:[/font] restless
MUSIC:[/font] the resistance - muse

Cravings? Oh god, please don't tell me you're pregnant! You'd be the next virgin mary. Unfortunately for the both of us, I don't have any e'clairs for you to munch on, and that means you can't help to put me to sleep. Why are you so wide awake anyways? I know you can't sing. but your attempt at doing so puts a smile to my face.

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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pregnant? moi? Did you fall
asleep during health class? You 
see, Basikins, when two people
love each other very much... 
Well they don't have to 
love each other. Of course, 
you already knew that > 

Anyways, I was just feeling 
a little Nostalgic, is all. 
I was hungry and missed 
France. Hence, the craving. And 
I couldn't sleep, so that's 
why I'm wide awake. Time 
zones and such, totally jet lagged. 

Awe, I'm always glad to 
make you smile, but I 
would never sing for you. 
Believe me, I'm saving you 
future hearing problems. 

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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MUSIC:[/font] the resistance - muse

Oh you cheeky thing! What could health class possibly teach me that I haven't learnt already? Hell, I should be teaching that class.

So you went to France this summer holiday? Why didn't you invite your best friend?! Instead I grew bored of Amsterdam and flew to Spain, having to spend the summer there with people I barely know.

You're not going to sing for me then? How else are you going to help me get to sleep?

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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Actually, you're right. I probably
would learn more from you.
What with all the experience.
And don't pretend you don't
Know what I'm talking about

Well, said best friend never
Called me. Which reminds me,
I'm mad at you for not
Calling me! What? Too
Busy with all the girls
Swooning over you,
Bas?

And I'm not crawling into
Bed with you, if that's
What you're insinuating.
 

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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MUSIC:[/font] the resistance - muse

Haha! You know me too well Alex.

Aw, don't get jealous now! You know you're the only girl for me. I believe you're the only one I've stuck around with all these years. Oi! Don't turn this whole thing on me. You didn't call me either! Other men on your mind.

Alex! What am I in your eyes? A little man whore? It was an honest question, no ties. Besides, you used to sleep with me all the time when we were younger.

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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ik. we've known each other
since we where what? zygotes? (:

oh please. i would never get
jealous! i thought you knew
me better, bastikins. And fine,
you got me there. But in my
defense, the French boys
somehow got hotter since
last year. ;] How was Spain?

are you sure you want me
to answer that question? ahaaa
i'm only joking, bas! i love
getting a little rise out of you (;
yes and i used to sleep with
you before, when you
still thought girls had cooties.
hmmm maybe we should have
a little sleepover! like when we
were young. I am feeling pretty
nostalgic right now.

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

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Zygotes? Someone's been studying their bio during the holidays (; One thing that you seem to have forgotten dear, I'm still one year older than you, though at times you treat me like a child. ):<

Psh, french boys. Can't believe you would rather spend time with them than me, what do they have that I don't? In my opinion I'm far more better looking than those beret wearing batty boys. Spain was mediocre. It seems that everything fails to amuse me now a days, even the girls there; I could have sworn I've been with all of them before, they all do look the same you know. I could post some pictures up on my facebook and you would believe that I was with the same girl the whole time... and you know that's just so unlike me.

You're so cruel. You may love getting a rise out of me, but don't you ever question how I feel about it? No, you selfish thing. So you would only sleep with me knowing that I hated it?! Now that's just unfair. I still think you're gross now though, if that changes how you view things. P: oh god, no not the sleepovers. You, Lillian, and Juliette were the cruelest to me, it sucked being the only boy in the group. All those makeovers and fashion shows. They still give me nightmares!

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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ah, i always seem to forget that
seeing as you never act your age >

excusez- moi. those berrett wearing batty
boys are vair sexy in my opinion.
you're just jealous :3 which flatters me,
really. And it's so hard to please you.
I'm sure they all didn't look the same,
your standards just got impossibly
higher.

oh you still think im gross? well thank
you, bas. you know how to charm the ladies.
if it's any consolation i've always thought
you were gross (: ahaha, i still remember those
It was the only time we could hold you down.
you were a scrawny little one :9 If you
agree to a sleepover I'll promise not to
do your hair or paint your nails (:

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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MUSIC:[/font] the resistance - muse

I really should have seen that coming.. You really know how to hit a guy where it hurts. ):

Me, jealous? I disagree. I'm just worried that you don't know what you're doing. The media these days have them dubbed as the sexiest men on earth, with their french accents, and poetic ways; I believe you've been brainwashed darling, and I thought you were so much more better than that. Now dutch guys on the other hand, their pretty under rated. My standards for women are not high at all! I have a simple checklist: 1) nice rack. 2) hot body. 3) have a vagina (a trip to thailand shattered my world, not going to let myself be surprised like that again!). They don't even have to have an attractive face now a days, I just have to switch the lights off and imagine a Megan Fox. And trust me, in Spain I don't believe I ever turned my lights on...

It works every time (;
How was I gross? I was the most innocent little thing back in those days. Haha, trust me, by the time puberty hit me I hit the gym every day, wasn't going to let myself be pushed around by my so called friends. Really? No hair or paint on my nails? I'm afraid. I'm sure inside that evil mind of yours you have so many plans to destroy my masculinity. How can I trust you?

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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oh, quiet sensitive now, are
we? you've gone soft on me, basikins!

pffft, the media has no say in how
sexy the french are. We they
just are :9 Dutch? I wonder who
you could possible be talking about.
Your checklist is completely sexist
and offending. And yet, I still speak
to you. I've just grown to ignore
your womanizing ways.

key words here, pay close attention:
back in those days. And you weren't
so innocent. I remember you constantly
pulled my hair. If that was some sick
way of telling me you liked me, it didn't
work.

aawwee, don't you trust your best friend,
basikins? I promise I won't bite... hard.

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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You've tortured me for my whole life, I'm practically damaged by all of it. I think I may even have a huge breakdown because of you; might just end up in an asylum. Hope you're proud of yourself lefebvre!

Oh yes they do! With all that Paris is the city of love bs. Have you ever fallen in love in Paris before Alex? I don't think so. Now, I didn't say french, I said french men are dubbed as being sexy. French women on the other hand, all of them have a place in my heart. Except for you. (:< It's rare that you find such a gem like me, what is there not to like? Don't answer that, I know you probably have a list stored away somewhere. I've grown to ignore the fact that you'll never fall for my womanizing ways. And I still speak to you. (;

Well, I'm far from innocent now. That's no secret. Even though I do appreciate my parents' attempt at covering it all up. Woah, someone's jumping to conclusions. I did not have a crush on you, you just had horrible hair and I was trying to fix it for you (: I believe that's a really sweet gesture.

Biting? Oh god, you've got a kinky fetish don't you?

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[alexandrine dominique lefebvre]

vintage is the new black,
is currently wide awake and seriously has the munchies
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I tortured you? i find
that hard to believe.

and yes, I have fallen in love in France
before, tyvm. It's the most gorgeous country
on Earth. But I'm just being bias here.
i'm glad to know i'll never have a place in
your heart, and yet, i'm your best friend.
very contradictory, don't you think?

bad hair? sheesh bas, never joke about
a girl's hair! and i know you're far from
innocent now. the whole Santa Croce knows...
no wait.. i think it's safe to say all of Europe knows
and most parts of America. (:

kinky fetish? you wish.

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[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

THE BAS IS ONLINE

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If you want, I could get you to talk to my witnesses. I'm sure I have plenty (:

I hope you did not fall in love with a french boy this summer, especially seeing how you were supposed to spend some time with me during the holidays. You know I'm just kidding with you Alex, you're amazing, and I'm sorry if I've never said that to you before. Besides, in the beginning of this conversation I told you that you were the only girl I've stuck around. Keep that in mind, not many girls get that from the so called basikins. It's a horrible nickname js, it makes me feel as if I've got gills and should be swimming in the sea.

Haha! I'll keep that in mind, maybe you should teach me in how to be a gentleman to the ladies; however I do doubt that that'll get me laid. Nice guys finish last after all. Trust me, soon the bas will expand to Asia, and it won't stop there. (;

Shame, I was getting pretty excited knowing that little Alexa has a naughty side.

By the way, are you going to the bonfire this year?

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