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HELLO, EVERYONE.
I'M REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, AND I CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL THE WEEKEND, WHEN I CAN LEAVE THIS P
-LACE TO GO SHOP. I MEAN, WE LIVE IN MILAN, F
-OR CHRIST'S SAKE! HOW CAN THEY EXPECT US
TO JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING WHEN VERS
-ACE IS JUST TEN MINUTES AWAY?! IT'S CRAZY! -

IS ANYONE FUN ON OUT THERE, SOMEONE THAT
I'D ACTUALLY ENJOY TALKING TO?

[BASTIAAN ANDREIS VANDERBILT]

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Oh god Juliette, you and your shopping. How many of father's credit cards have you maxed out by now?

Who could be any more interesting than your own twin?! I swear, it feels like I haven't seen you in such a long time, I kinda miss you. Just a little bit though, nothing to get worked up over. How was your summer? Where did you end up going?

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BASTIAANNNNN ~
HOW'S MY FAVORITE TWIN BROTHER? <3

LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS NINE.
BUT I HAVE TO SHOP. IT JUST WOULDN'T
BE RIGHT IF I DENIED MYSELF ONE OF MY G
-REATEST PLEASURES, NO? THAT WOULD BE
EXTREMELY CRUEL.

OH, NO ONE'S MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU,
BAS. WELL, EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE. ; )
I KNOW, I MISS YOU TOO, A LITTLE! IT'S BEEN LIKE,
WHAT, A MONTH SINCE WE'VE SAT DOWN AND
TALKED? IT'S SO STRANGE. I MEAN, WE'RE TWINS,
WE SHOULD BE ATTACHED AT THE HIP!
THAT WAS A JOKE. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TAGGING
ALONG WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO. ( ;

IT WAS OKAY, NOTHING TOO EXCITING HAPPENED. I
DIDN'T SPEND HARDLY ANY TIME AT HOME, THOUGH.
I TRAVELED THE WHOLE TIME, PRACTICALLY. FIRST, I
WENT TO NEW YORK AND SHOPPED. THEN, I WENT TO
PARIS AND SHOPPED. NEXT, I WENT TO GREECE AND
SHOPPED. AND FINALLY, I WENT TO LONDON, AND GU
-ESS WHAT I DID THERE?!

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO OVER THE SUMMER? KNOWING
YOU, IT WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING EXCITING, AM I R
-IGHT?

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your ONLY twin brother is doing just fineee. P: How's my slightly insane twin sister doing?

Haha! Oh Juliette, you and your shopping. I've always hated being dragged along with you, it would be hours spent in this store, more in the other, and more and more and more. I just didn't understand why you didn't buy everything in the store! But in some way, I guess I was thankful that you didn't, guess who would be forced to carry the bags. Me.

Psh, you wish! I'm so much more better looking (; I'm pretty irresistible according to the ladies as well... Wow, you're right, it has been a month, where have you been?! You didn't even call me while you were away! O: Like I would want you on my hip either! -hurt feelings- Honestly, I think we're the best set of twins at this academy. We're the better looking, great personalities, and we're not like those freaky Barnes. The way they look at each other just freaks me out, tell me you see it too!

You shopped! I better have that right or else I wouldn't know you at all. I don't think I've ever seen you not shop. Did you buy anything for your twin? (:

I wish! I tried spending a couple of days in Amsterdam mum dad and our other siblings, but was soon so bored of it. I'm so sick of walking down the streets and seeing all the cafes filled with tourists getting high. Its no fun getting high if its legal, am I right? So, as soon as I knew where I was going, I flew on over to Ibiza, the party central of the world. They had great DJs, amazing party scene, caught up with some people we knew there, it was all good, except for the girls there. You know, me without girls is like you without shopping, so could you imagine how crazy I was going? Its not that I couldn't get anyone, I had someone in my room almost every night, it was just that they all fucking looked the same! I was afraid I was with the same person every single day, and you know your twin is just not like that at all. ):

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YOU'RE PERFECTLY SANE SISTER IS DOING FAB
-ULOUS! : D

OH PLEASE, YOU KNOW YOU LOVED CARRYING
MY SHOPPING BAGS. AND I COULD NEVER BUY
EVERYTHING IN ALL OF THE STORES, THEY'VE A
-LL GOT SOME HIDEOUS THINGS HIDDEN AMONG
THE BEAUTIFUL PIECES OF ART. LIKE THAT ONE
GREEN DRESS? NO ONE COULD HONESTLY
BELIEVE THAT IT WAS DESIGNED BY HERVE LEGER.

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. (; I'M ALSO PRETTY
IRRESISTIBLE, ACCORDING TO THE BOYS.

WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME WHILE YOU WERE
AWAY, EITHER. (:

I COMPLETELY AGREE. THE MOST ATTRACTIVE,
RICHEST, MOST POPULAR, MOST LIKED, ETC..
OH MY GOSH, I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT! IT'S CREEPY, THEY'RE SIBLIN
-GS!

CORRECT! YES, I SHOPPED. THAT'S JUST SO
SURPRISING, HUH? (; I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
NOT SHOPPED EITHER, HAHA. EXCEPT FOR M
-AYBE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, GOING THROU
-GH MY SHORT-LIVED TOMBOY PHASE. DIDN'T
I LAST, LIKE, A WEEK, BEFORE I CAVED AND WE
-NT BACK TO SHOPPING? AND YES I DID, ACTU
-ALLY. I THINK THAT YOU'LL LIKE IT! (:

TOURISTS, EW! I AGREE, THERE'S NO POINT IN
DOING ANYTHING BAD IF THERE IS NO RULE
AGAINST IT! WELL, BAD AND GOOD AT THE SAME
TIME, THAT IS. (; OOH, IBIZA, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
I'LL BET YOU HIT ALL OF THE GOOD CLUBS, NO?
HA, I WAS FIXING TO SAY, YOU COULDN'T GET
ANY GIRLS? OH GOD, YOU ALMOST SLEPT WITH
THE SAME PERSON MORE THAN ONCE, THE H
-ORROR! JUST KIDDING, I KNOW HOW YOU ARE.
I'M SORRY. ): YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED AND
MET UP WITH ME SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY.
YOU KNOW THAT THE GIRLS IN FRANCE AND THE
GIRLS IN SPAIN LOOK NOTHING ALIKE.

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Ha! You really know how to make me laugh sis. Why would I love carrying shopping bags around, it's human labor and I don't even get paid for doing so, not even a minimum salary. You should have seen how happy I was when you hit puberty and all of these boys were just lining up to carry your bags. I've obviously spent too much time being your shopping buddy since I actually can recall who that Herve dude is. Seriously, I'm thinking you should consider bringing Lillian or Alexandrine with you on your next shopping trip. I don't think I can handle anymore, I might turn into a Petit boy.

Oh god, please don't say that ever again. I don't need to know that about my sister.

Now why would I call? You know I never call people first, it shows I'm desperate and I certainly am not. Why do you think me and dad haven't talked in a while? We're both too stubborn to pick up the phone and call one another.

Now I personally think they should book an appointment with their mother.

Haha! Even then I find it hard to believe that you were actually a tom boy, I keep trying to pick up parts of my childhood memory that would show me that you were forced to become one. That's far more believable after all. You got me a present?! When will I get a chance to get it? I got you a little something as well, but try not to tell the other Vanderbilts about it, yours is far more better than theirs (;

Yes! Yet these tourist think its so cool that they're legally smoking weed. I can't believe we're from this country. Of course I did, that was the main purpose of me spending my holidays there! Do nothing except for drink, party, hunt, and sleep during the day. You should feel sorry Juls, I feel insulted. Funny you should say that, I was just having a conversation with Alexandrine about how attractive french women are and how gay those beret wearing batties are. Anything exciting happen to you these holidays? Something that won't gross your brother out?

By the way, when are you heading over to Greece?

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OH YES, THOSE FABULOUS DAYS OF GOING TH
-ROUGH PUBERTY. :/ THOSE MANY BOYS/SHOP
-PING BAG CARRIERS WERE THE ONLY PERK. (;
AHA, I KNEW I HAD TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING O
-VER THE YEARS. OH, I GO ON PLENTY OF SHO
-PPING TRIPS WITH THOSE TWO. BUT THEY'RE N
-OT ALWAYS AVAILABLE, AND I KNOW THAT I CA
-N ALWAYS COUNT ON MY TWIN BROTHER TO C
-OME WITH ME! (:

AND YOU THINK I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT
MY BROTHER, EITHER?

HAHA, I KNOW THAT. HOW ARE THINGS GOING BE
-TWEEN YOU TWO, OTHER THAN THE NOT TALKING?

AGREED. IT'S TOTALLY SICK. IT'S LIKE, COULD THEY
NOT FIND ANYONE TO SLEEP WITH, SO THEY DECI
-DED TO FUCK THEIR TWIN?! GROSS.

WELL, I ACTUALLY DID LOSE A BET. SO I SORT OF W
-AS FORCED TO. D: IT WAS HORRIBLE. WEARING T-
SHIRTS, AND DIRTY, UGLY TENNIS SHOES. NOT TO
MENTION HAVING TO PUT MY HAIR IN A PONY TAIL
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

YESSS, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. (: I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, OKAY? OOH, YOU GOT ME SOM
-ETHING?! WHAT IS IT? : D AND YAY, YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH I LOVE TO BE SPECIAL. I PROMISE I WON'T TELL
THEM. (:

I KNOW, THEY GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. IT'S TOTALLY
PATHETIC. I CAN'T EITHER, HARDLY. :/ HAHA, THAT ANS
-SWER WAS PREDICTABLE. UGH, BERETS ARE GAY ON
GUYS. YES, FRENCH MEN IN GENERAL SEEM GAY, WH
-ETHER THEY ARE OR NOT. NO, NOT TOO MANY THINGS
EXCITING HAPPENED, OTHER THAN THE ONES THAT YO
-U WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT. (; WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WENT HOME FOR A FEW DAYS, AND MOTHER TRIED TO
SET ME UP WITH SOME SON OF THE AMBASSADOR OF
THIS TINY COUNTRY IN ASIA. THE BOY HIMSELF WASN'T
VERY EXCITING. HE WAS WAY TO INTERESTED IN DRUGG
ING HIMSELF UP LEGALLY ALL DAY. HE WASN'T ANY FUN
AT ALL, OR ATTRACTIVE, FOR THAT MATTER. TOTAL PIG-NOSE.

I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE GETTING OVER THERE, ACTUALLY.
A LITTLE LATE AS IN THE NIGHT OF THE BONFIRE. BUT I'LL
BE STAYING A WHILE AFTER IT AND ENJOY GREECE. WHEN
ARE YOU GOING OVER THERE? (:

A GROUP OF US SHOULD GO OUT TO EAT SOMETIME SOON.
WE CAN ALL CATCH UP AND TALK ABOUT OUR SUMMERS!

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Why do I even go shopping with you in the first place? I rarely get anything in return, and if I do, its always something I could afford myself. I guess things are nicer to have when they're gifts, but nonetheless, I think you should pay me through your friends, you know, lend them to me for a night. I'm sure that would make up for all of those years carrying those bags everywhere you go.

I thought you loved knowing what's been happening in my life?

I can't say I've seen the old man in a while, I'm sure I'm still the favourite though. Saw him early this summer when I was at our house, but he's too busy with his cars, career, and women, and i'm too busy with mine. How about you? Was the last phone call from him giving you another card to finish off? (:

I'm usually not one to be faint hearted, but this really makes me nauseous. Let's not go any further. For fucks sake.

Haha, the pony tail was annoying? I should have cut it off for you.

It better be soon Jules, we're on the same fucking campus anyways. Haha, I'm sure you probably will let them know in some way, you would be too excited and would probably brag about it. Like the other times I told you not to tell.

I knew you would agree with me! Great minds think alike, Alexandrine on the other hand has something wrong with hers. She thinks French guys are so much more better looking than me Dutch guys. You shouldn't have sent me that wink, now I know something went down. Mother's really sweet, but did she have to settle for an Asian? Come on, I'm sure even a woman her age knows what they say about Asian boys. Haha! I'm sure you had a whole lot of fun with him! Pig nose you say? You two match perfectly then, I think you should give him another go and get yourself some piglets. (;

I'm up for that. I'll be bringing along my headphones to block out all of those disgusting stories of you not being able to keep your legs closed! ): What kind of a woman are you Jules?! P:

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU DO, BUT I'M GLAD TH
-AT YOU DO COME ALONG WITH ME EVERY NOW
AND THEN! (: OH YES, I LOVE RECEIVING THINGS
AS GIFTS, EVEN THOUGH I LOVE SHOPPING, TOO.
I GUESS THAT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS,
HAHA? OH PLEASE, YOU'VE ALREADY CHARMED
HALF OF THEM. WHY DON'T YOU LEND SOME OF
YOUR FRIENDS TO ME, IN PLACE OF GOING ON
SHOPPING TRIPS IN THE FUTURE? (;

NOT ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR
SEX LIFE!

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN SINCE THE MIDDLE OF
THE SUMMER WHEN I VISITED. AHA, NOOO, IT
WASN'T, SURPRISINGLY. (: HE CALLED TO SCOLD
ME FOR BEING IN THE PAPERS WITH THREE DIFF
-ERENT GUYS IN THE SAME WEEK. "YOU HAVE TO
BE CAREFUL JULIETTE, DON'T DISHONOR THE FAM
-ILY", BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU IF YOU CAME ANYWHERE
NEAR MY HAIR WITH SCISSORS. (:

AND IT WILL BE SOON, I PROMISE. AHA, WELL, IT'S JUST
SO HARD NOT TO BRAG, YOU KNOW? GAHH, I JUST CAN
'T WAIT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GIFT, EVEN THOUGH YOU
COULD BUY IT FOR YOURSELF. IN FACT, I HOPE THAT YOU
HAVEN'T ALREADY GOTTEN IT. :/

AHA, OF COURSE. OH GOD, HOW COULD SHE EVER
SAY THAT AFTER SEEING YOU AND BENTLEY? I MEAN,
IT MIGHT JUST BE THE FAMILY, BUT SHE MUST BE SER
-IOUSLY DELUDED TO THINK THAT BERET-WEARING FR
-ENCH GUYS ARE HOTTER THAN DUTCH ONES. MOTH
-ER'S NOT SWEET TO ME. :/ AHA, I AGREE. OH GOD. I
HATE YOU.. D:

YAY! AND I WILL BE BRINGING MY HEADPHONES TO
BLOCK OUT YOUR STORIES OF ALL OF YOUR HUNTS.
AND I AM A COMPLETELY CLASSY WOMAN.. ALTHOU
-GH NOT ALWAYS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

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Well it's always nice to know that I am appreciated by my very busy sister. Charmed half of them? Which of your friends do I not have wrapped around my finger? I'm not going to lend you my friends because I know that you won't be taking them out on a shopping trip, and that's something I just won't approve of. Not that you'd care whether I approve or not..

But Jules, you know that sex is my life. You can't have one without the other!

Haha! Three guys in one week? It seems like our parents can't keep your little whorish ways under the wraps anymore then, shame, they're probably stressing about all the drama us kids give them. You should have heard our mother on the phone with me recently, telling me that she no longer wanted girls calling up their home, that I should start settling down with a nice woman. Just because she got hitched at an early age doesn't mean that I want the same thing.

You're too kind to me Jules (:

Aww, well I'm sure that whatever you give me is better than anything I have, even though its the exact same thing. You know I wouldn't be able to notice anyways with so many possessions I already have.

Please, please get that into her head! I know we grew up with her, but she's the only one of your friends who doesn't falls for my charming ways. It's like a constant play of rejection around her, I don't think I can take it for so long. It's been sixteen years! Mother's not sweet to you? What other things has she done to you then? I'm so out of loop with the family now a days, I'm trying to keep a whole lockdown on everyone after Gracie's pregnancy. Fuck, that scared the living shit out of me, I didn't even know she was into that stuff.

Oh fuck. I'm so glad we're no longer sharing the rooms, would hate to know the things that went on in our room.

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